About Zooey…

Zooey`s 5 things…

1.) I really hate cooked spinach.

2.) I truly believe men have their own “monthly cycle”.

3.) My cat has been possessed by a demon on 5 different occasions since I adopted him (not my fault).

4.) Most little kids have dreams of becoming a doctor or a scientist.  My childhood dream was to be the lead flag-carrier in a rodeo.  I think I just liked the sequin outfits and tranny makeup.

5.) I used to think people had sex by just laying flat on top of each other….no movement or insertion needed.

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