Zooey`s 5 things…
1.) I really hate cooked spinach.
2.) I truly believe men have their own “monthly cycle”.
3.) My cat has been possessed by a demon on 5 different occasions since I adopted him (not my fault).
4.) Most little kids have dreams of becoming a doctor or a scientist. My childhood dream was to be the lead flag-carrier in a rodeo. I think I just liked the sequin outfits and tranny makeup.
5.) I used to think people had sex by just laying flat on top of each other….no movement or insertion needed.